I've just had a ton of other things to do, and the amount of stupidity, vomiting, and poor decisions I live with make things seem more and more trivial every day.
But yesterday we had some excitement. Shitty Roommate woke up, and was obviously having a bad morning. So I asked him what was wrong. He told me about some work shit and that Moron Girlfriend drank twice her weight in liquor the night before. When he picked her up at a friend's at midnight, she was already vomiting. It took him 2 hours to get her to a car. Drove her home, where she spent 2 and a half more hours dry heaving and/or passing out in the bathroom. Shitty Roommate put her in the shower to try to sober her up, she wanted to sleep in it. He finally got her to bed around 5:30am. She then spit up bile or whatever in the bed because she thought she was still in the bathroom. So he had to change the sheets. At 6am.
I'm hearing this story at 10:30, maybe 11 am. She was in the bathroom for all but 15 minutes. Dry heaving. Now, I hear her vomit on the regular. So I don't pay attention. I have lunch, play some video games, and look at the clock. It's Noon Thirty. I go into the living room, hear Moron Girlfriend vomiting and do some quick math. This chick has been vomiting for over 12 hours now. So I explain to Shitty Roommate how she needs to go to the ER like yesterday. And that if he didn't get her there before he went to work, I was calling an ambulance for the chick. So he took her, she was there till 7pm. She was severely dehydrated. Shitty Roommate had to go right to work when they got back, and his mother came over to help Moron Girlfriend get settled and made sure she eats something.
She gave her Edamame (soy bean pods) that she steamed in the microwave, then SALTED. WHO GIVES SALT TO A DEHYDRATED PERSON???????????? The entire picture is starting to make sense.
Also, Shitty Roommate still owes us for May's cable, June's bill just came in, electric just came in and rent is due in 4 days...... And he just got a $180 ticket.
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