Oh Moron Girlfriend… *shakes head*

I just don’t think I’ve ever had so much contact with such a dumb individual. I could probably start a secondary blog titled “A year’s worth of dumb shit from this girl’s mouth”. Don’t get me wrong, she’s sweet as pie, but just as intelligent.

Yesterday she got a bill from her doctor for $720. Because she went in for a pregnancy test recently. Plus 20 other things. So she asked me to look at it and help her figure out why they charged so much. So I look at it, and at the top it says “no coverage found” So obviously they’re not billing her insurance. I ask and she tells me she has insurance. I ask if she gave them the card and she says no. Well, then… Are they mind readers? Apparently she is on a friend’s insurance. And said friend has her insurance card. Well that makes sense. She’s 20 years old. Why does someone else have her insurance card?


Then later we’re sitting talking about her pregnancy scare, and I mention that I have never once had a scare and she seemed shocked and asked how I could be so sure. I explained that I don’t ovulate since I’m on birth control. She asked me what ovulation had to do with getting pregnant. I had no words for that. None.


She also has a horrible habit of inviting herself out when I go somewhere. And it’s not that she does it that bothers me, it’s how she does it. Like, were I leaving to go food shopping and she were to say “Mind if I come with you?” I would gladly bring her along to where ever. But Boyfriend and I generally go out to eat once a week, maybe twice if we have a reason or extra money. And last night before Boyfriend even got home I said something about that we were going out for dinner and should get dressed and Moron Girlfriend says “Oh, maybe I’ll get a little tipsy and go out with you guys.” Here are my problems with this. 1. For all she knows we are going on a date. Why would we want her there, much less drunk underage at a table where I plan on drinking alcohol? 2. Tuesday nights are wing nights. Boyfriend and I go out with his friends to hang out and eat cheap wings and escape a bit from home. Again, why would I want to bring her when I’m going to get away from her? 3. She didn’t ask if she could come with us, just pretty much stated she was going to get drunk and go with us. No.

It’s really a lack of manners or possibly a lack of intelligence to realize there is a lack of manners. She also got fairly miffed when I mentioned to both of them that leaving dirty food stuff out is entirely unacceptable. She just went “well I feel like I do most of the cleaning.” Good! You have no money, you don’t cook, how in the fuck else can we justify having you here? No I don’t pay bills, but I did pay the small portion of rent and deposit for my cat. And I clean every day. I do laundry. I iron. I cook dinner. I take the garbage out. I take care of the house while Boyfriend takes care of the bills. So wtf woman? Contribute to your life.