It is probably a good idea to give you guys a little background.

The Characters:

Me: I am a mid-twenties “House-Girlfriend”. I am currently unemployed, recently relocated, and looking to go back to school. During the day I make sure dishes are cleaned, laundry is washed and dried, and dinner is cooked. I take care of he house in exchange for Boyfriend taking care of our bills.

Boyfriend: Boy friend and I have been dating a little over a year now. He is gainfully employed and makes enough to afford me to stay home and be the “house-girlfriend”. He and Shitty Roommate [formerly known as Awesome Roommate] having been living together for over a year now.

Shitty Roommate: I have known Shitty Roommate for over 2 years. He used to be Awesome Roommate until recently. He apparently works a good enough job to afford to let Moron Girlfriend sit on her lazy ass all day.

Moron Girlfriend: I’ve only known Moron Girlfriend for 3 weeks. I don’t ever see her do much that doesn’t include smoking pot, playing video games, StumbleUpon, or watching TV/Boyfriend’s Netflix.