Manners? Not in this house

I have a BEAUTIFUL stainless steel pot. It's huge. I use it to cook pastas or make soups. It was $50. Monday morning I emptied the dishwasher. Said pot was in there, with an indeterminable brown substance stuck to it. So I left it out for whoever used it to wash it by hand. It sat in the sink for 4 whole days. No one touched it. I finally broke down and bought a brillo pad and spent 20 minutes trying to clean it. No dice. Now that pot is in storage. As will any other item I see Shitty Roommate and Moron Girlfriend disrespect.

And the couch... They still let the rodent run around on it.  So this weekend I am measuring the cushions, throwing them out, making new ones, and having a professional cleaning company come in and clean it. And if I see that rodent put so much as one paw on it, guess where the couch goes? Storage. Until these two leeches leave my house.

Also, Shitty Roommate rang my phone at 3am last night. From his room. For reasons I do not know because I do not answer the phone between midnight and 8am. I can not think of a single instance where it is necessary to call someone that late. Someone died? They'll be dead when I wake up. I need a ride to the hospital? That's what 911 is for. Also, we live in the same house. It's okay to break my door at 7am on a Sunday to ask me to go to your shitty overpriced farmer's market, but you can't knock during some sort of late night crisis? Oh. I see where that makes sense.

Not to mention this kid only pays us his share of the bills when we're not home. Which would be fine if he left money in the desk in the LIVING ROOM like we ask him, but no. He comes into our bedroom and leaves it on the dresser. Listen douchebag, there is no reason for you to come in my room uninvited ever. Ever. Especially when I am not home. I need to get a hold of my landlord and speak to him about this issue. We don't have regular doors. We have no way of really locking them from the outside. So I either need a new door or they need to get out.

My patience is officially gone. I am just going to have my bitch pants on TIGHT until they leave or grow up.