Sorry this has taken me a while to update

But somehow I’ve managed to get myself a social life. Last weekend, Shitty Roommate not only bought a brand new set of wine glasses to replace the one he broke, but also to everyone out to dinner to try and start over. It was really nice. And I’ve come to realize, Shitty Roommate isn’t really shitty. But He is Less Than Stellar Roommate. Moron Girlfriend on the other hand…

So after all this, the next 2 days, Moron girlfriend would take one or two things out of the clean dishwasher, use them and leave the rest for me to put away. She had been out at friend’s houses when I was home and doesn’t have a cell phone, so I left a note for her saying it really pisses me off when she does so, so please try to empty the dishwasher if you need something out of there since it’s a quick, simple task. She gets pissy about the note, and does the same thing the next morning. So I refused to empty it. I piled a day’s worth of dishes in our tiny sink. And I went to bed. And woke up the next morning, dishes still in the sink. I went out, ran errands, including buying dishwasher packets because we were out, and came home to find the dishwasher running with no soap. So the packets are sitting in my room. With the drainboard I bought so there will be no washing by hand.

Currently there is a dishwasher packed full of dirty dishes, and has been for 48 hours. If by tomorrow morning they are not washed I’m packing them up. Seriously, a month’s worth of stuff is 6 bucks.  Why do I need to spend money on all of the cleaning supplies? You guys make messes and use dishes. OH! And Moron Girlfriend hasn’t said a word to Boyfriend or I since the note I left her. Andddddd bills are due these next two weeks. Rent, electric and cable in the next 15 days. We’ll see.

I have the best landlord ever.

I just had a talk with him about what's going on in my house. And he was the most understanding person ever. Even offered to put them in a cheaper place they deal with, but do not own or manage, that would be "better suited for them". Then clarified that better suited meant "not as nice or well managed". So, now Boyfriend and I are going to have to sit down and work out a serious budget at least until he gets his promotion. It may mean less fun things on a regular basis, and less trips home, but to have these guys out of here? It's entirely worth it.


Now just cross your fingers that they leave peacefully.

Manners? Not in this house

I have a BEAUTIFUL stainless steel pot. It's huge. I use it to cook pastas or make soups. It was $50. Monday morning I emptied the dishwasher. Said pot was in there, with an indeterminable brown substance stuck to it. So I left it out for whoever used it to wash it by hand. It sat in the sink for 4 whole days. No one touched it. I finally broke down and bought a brillo pad and spent 20 minutes trying to clean it. No dice. Now that pot is in storage. As will any other item I see Shitty Roommate and Moron Girlfriend disrespect.

And the couch... They still let the rodent run around on it.  So this weekend I am measuring the cushions, throwing them out, making new ones, and having a professional cleaning company come in and clean it. And if I see that rodent put so much as one paw on it, guess where the couch goes? Storage. Until these two leeches leave my house.

Also, Shitty Roommate rang my phone at 3am last night. From his room. For reasons I do not know because I do not answer the phone between midnight and 8am. I can not think of a single instance where it is necessary to call someone that late. Someone died? They'll be dead when I wake up. I need a ride to the hospital? That's what 911 is for. Also, we live in the same house. It's okay to break my door at 7am on a Sunday to ask me to go to your shitty overpriced farmer's market, but you can't knock during some sort of late night crisis? Oh. I see where that makes sense.

Not to mention this kid only pays us his share of the bills when we're not home. Which would be fine if he left money in the desk in the LIVING ROOM like we ask him, but no. He comes into our bedroom and leaves it on the dresser. Listen douchebag, there is no reason for you to come in my room uninvited ever. Ever. Especially when I am not home. I need to get a hold of my landlord and speak to him about this issue. We don't have regular doors. We have no way of really locking them from the outside. So I either need a new door or they need to get out.

My patience is officially gone. I am just going to have my bitch pants on TIGHT until they leave or grow up.

The end of the month is a fun time here.

It is June first. Shitty Roommate still hasn't paid for May's cable. Or phone. Or internet.

I just got a text from our Awesome Landlord telling me our rent was short. I know we paid half since I wrote out the check. Shitty Roommate is under the impression that we should pay $5 more rent. I have no idea why.

Also, no one ran the dishwasher for 4 days. So we were out of glasses. I ran it this morning, Moron girlfriend put them away, then decided to use my $20 wine glass a water glass. For reason unknown to me. Awesome.